Exhaust rattles. Suspect cats. Straight pipe??
I have a feeling that if you're so hell-bent on your quest to save the environment that you're willing to make enemies out of friends in the process, then you are barking up the wrong tree.
If driving a ridiculously efficient V8 engine without cats is enough of an offense to give rise to your above response, you must be sending mail bombs to all the 2.7T guys driving their cars with misfire codes or running VTA EVAP and CCV systems.
Gotcha! I agree - if you sell, be upfront about the issue.
Passing the buck to someone else is a no-no in my books. Be honest and upfront, even if it costs you (usually financially), at least you'll be true to your principles (which seems to be in the decline, just try shopping for a used car, see how much the seller will disclose).

The pushrod 350 cu in engine in my 1996 Camaro Z28 was fairly efficient (especially for its time), where I could get 28 mpg on the highway... But I just don't see any Audi engines as being efficient. It's a great overall package, but unremarkable in any specific category (not fuel efficiency, not performance, not simplicity/complexity).
I still love Audis and I'm not bashing the technology, just your expression caught me by surprise.
Tim
These cars, without cats, are vastly cleaner than 1 1960s era car, truck, etc.
But i still think we should all do our best, within reason, to do our share. Millions of small gains add up.
here's the "within reason" part.
My big point is that a rattle does not necessarily mean imminent death of a cat, so why gut it or remove it? Juts let it rattle away until it starts either clogging, throwing codes, or, as mine did, blows the rattling crud out the tailpipe and all is well again.
If someone has a truly dead cat. And is really broke. And really needs to get the car on the road for 12-18 months - well, ok. But few of us are in that position, and if we are, we probably own the wrong car.
Grant









