HOPSBurner

Schedule for the 2008 Democratic National Convention

7:00 pm Opening flag burning
7:15 pm Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N.
7:20 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:25 pm Nonreligious prayer and worship
with Jesse Jackson & Al Sharpton
7:45 pm Ceremonial tree hugging
7:55 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
8:00 pm How I Invented the Internet -
Al Gore
8:15 pm Gay Wedding Planning -
Barney Frank presiding
8:35 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
8:40 pm Our Troops are War Criminals -
John Kerry
9.00 pm Memorial service for Saddam and
his sons - Cindy Sheehan and
Susan Sarandon
10:00 pm "Answering Machine Etiquette" -
Alec Baldwin
11:00 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
11:05 pm Collection for the Osama Bin
Laden kidney transplant fund
Barbara Streisand
11:15 pm Free the Freedom Fighters from
Guantanamo Bay - Â* Sean Penn
11:30 pm Oval Office Affairs - William
Jefferson Clinton
11:45 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
11:50 pm How George Bush Brought Down the
World Trade Towers - Howard Dean
12:15 am "Truth in Broadcasting Award" -
Presented to Dan Rather by
Michael Moore
12:25 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:30 am Satellite address by Mahmoud
Ahmadinejad
12:45 am Nomination of Hillary Rodham
Clinton by Nancy Pelosi
1:00 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
1:05 am Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton
1:30 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
1:35 am Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to
drive Hillary home

skabaru

that wasn't even funny. I want my 30 seconds back.

no.radar

Was to me.

DaveyKid

That's funny regardless of political affiliation.

skabaru

I would have laughed it it had been clever... it was just the same old same old...

Press

Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to
drive Hillary home....maybe obama could ride in the back of the car

sailboat

we've seen what you find funny... almost every post is littered with examples.

al@cpt

lol