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Comparisons between sex and driving an S4 (new owner impressions)

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Old 07-27-2000, 08:26 AM
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I guess I'm going for the HIG of the day award, but I couldn't sleep last night and this is the result.

First of all, I love nogaro blue. If it were socially acceptable, I would drape myself in nogaro.

In no particular order:

1. Guys don't immediately fall asleep after driving an S4.

2. You will never hear the words "not tonight - I'm too tired" about driving the S4.

3. Driving the S4 is quieter (or can be, depending on your exhaust)

4. Both make your heart pound and heart flutter.

5. Driving the S4 is *guaranteed* to put a huge smile on your face.

6. The longer it lasts, the better.

7. You always want more of both!

That's all I can think of for now... feel free to think of more!

Shon
'01 nogaro/onyx 6-spd
premium/cold/bose
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For $41k you can drive the S4 every day for years and years...
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Come to me, and I'll change some of those impressions.
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You can drive someone else's S4 and there are no hard feelings
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When it gets old you can trade it in for a new one! 8^)
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No one drives my S4 but me...
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oooh... good one!
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Sounds like ... "Them's fightin' words"
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You can park your motorcycle next to your S4 and they won't fight
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You never wonder why your a$$ is getting warm with the heated seats...Um never mind


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