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How many nuts will it cost me to get you to crawl up the exhaust pipe of that BMW?

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Old 05-23-2001, 03:46 PM
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Default How many nuts will it cost me to get you to crawl up the exhaust pipe of that BMW?
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how about: Hey, get back under the hood, so the guy can move his M3!
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HAHAHAHA HEHEH LOL!!!!!!!!
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Is this part of a BMWfilms.com trailer?
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Here you see an Audi dealer technician preparing to install the new furry TBB.
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"Bad squirrel, BAD squirrel!! How many times have I told you to stay OFF my S4!!"
 
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Default doing a deal with a rodent
guy: Alright fine; 5 peanuts, and you'll do it,.......right?

Squirrel: right! you give me 5 peanuts, and ill crawl inside your opponents trouser leg right after he has PRESTAGED. dude, you'll win for sure!
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have you seen the BMW commercial with madonna pissing herself
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Default An Audi tech trying to diagnose my turbo failure..
hmmmmm......ummmmm......your chip seemed to overboost this squirel into your turbo, therefor causing it to blow. Ahhh...and oh yeah...this wont be under warrenty.
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You're all NUTS!!! :-)
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