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Old 05-01-2003, 08:39 AM
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Default Killer mods for sale - hurry up & check it out before & get bounced (more)...

It consists of SuperSpecialSnailShell turbos, SpaghettiBuffet manifolds, WholeHoggedOut DPs, HiFlowPussies, HVACductwork exhaust, Microsoft-tuned ECU, & a 55 gallon drum of 503 octane... all shipped to your door from me - an INDIVIDUAL, NOT A COMPANY - for the paltry sum of a handshake, 4 cups of rice, 3 hens, 2 roosters, & a healthy donkey. That is all I ask from you, my Audi friends.

I hope this enthusiast-to-enthusiast offer, & it's potentially subsequent transactions, doesn't dig into AW's paid advertisers' bottom line so much to pressure AW to choke my desire to share in my forward push of the envelope we call Audi tuning.

So, AW, are you gonna' go ahead & ban me now, too. :-/
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If you taunt the admins, you're just going to **** them off, which will make things worse for every1
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Default yes, speaking out gives them a reason to kick anybody who disagrees as "trouble makers"

And everybody knows "trouble makers" don't care about the quality of AW, they just want to stir up ... trouble.
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Whatever. If I may quote some old guy; "Never forget from where you once came from." 'Nuff said.
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like Einstein said... it's all about the imagination.
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soooo, how big does this donkey need to be?
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As long as he's strong enough to pull a broken-down B5 chassis Audi, he's big enough. :-)
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I'll take the drum of 503 octane!!!
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It's yours - email me your address & send me 10 cups of rice.
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Default I like Craig and Mike, but these types of threads are not going to help the situation.

I'm not sure what will help, given the fact that AW is now revenue-oriented. But can you blame Jason for wanting to make a buck? If his sources of revenue threaten to cut off that revenue, he's going to be very receptive to their concerns, regardless of whether those concerns are legitimate. Rather than starting antagonizing threads like this, you should focus your energy on helping to find a solution to the dilemma, or simply keep quiet. If you **** off the admins, they're likely to crack down harder out of spite, which helps nobody.


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