OMG! grandma in a Chevy Corsica just red light raced me...
08-05-2002, 11:46 AM
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OMG! grandma in a Chevy Corsica just red light raced me...
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wife and i were on rt 191 (near k-mart for all of you Nazareth Fun Run peeps). we're in the right lane to get a jump on about 10 cars in the middle lane.
the two lanes merge into one less than 100 yards beyond the light, i.e., my lane ends.
so next to me is grandma, complete with permed blue hair, in her white chevy corsica. you know the type...can barely see over the steering wheel. she was even back about 5 feet from the white line.
so i figured i won't even have to get on it when the light turns green.
light turns gree. pffftttt! she freakin' stomps on it. my wife is laughing her *** off yelling "go grandma go!"
so i reciprocate and leave her in the dust before my lane ends.
what a shocker. i usually can't get any of these poseurs in their riced out hondas with aircraft wings to even go above 30mph.
but 'ol grandma blue-hair wouldn't let me get the single lane without a fight, LOL!
<img src="http://www.velozt.com/var/grandma-dragster.jpg">
wife and i were on rt 191 (near k-mart for all of you Nazareth Fun Run peeps). we're in the right lane to get a jump on about 10 cars in the middle lane.
the two lanes merge into one less than 100 yards beyond the light, i.e., my lane ends.
so next to me is grandma, complete with permed blue hair, in her white chevy corsica. you know the type...can barely see over the steering wheel. she was even back about 5 feet from the white line.
so i figured i won't even have to get on it when the light turns green.
light turns gree. pffftttt! she freakin' stomps on it. my wife is laughing her *** off yelling "go grandma go!"
so i reciprocate and leave her in the dust before my lane ends.
what a shocker. i usually can't get any of these poseurs in their riced out hondas with aircraft wings to even go above 30mph.
but 'ol grandma blue-hair wouldn't let me get the single lane without a fight, LOL!
<img src="http://www.velozt.com/var/grandma-dragster.jpg">
