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Old 04-28-2003, 05:44 AM
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Paging jamiew - give us your M5 kill story. Those are the best.
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Default Aight, here it is...

Blue M5 with a Euro-Chump / pseudo doctor at the helm. Riding my *** (couldn't pull away do to SR5 Toyota (ATM Machine) in front of me) all the way to a T intersection. ATM machine wants to turn right, so do I; Dr. Rosen passes by in left lane while revving what he was told an un-beatable four door sedan by his salesman. I decide to turn left and the fun started. Really no competition, I was on his *** like a gay-convict. After running through four gears, each one accelarating and letting off for him to get away and accelerating again to rub bumpers (god I love fishing) up to 100 mph or so on a two lane country road. Then he slammed on the brakes, made a right into a driveway that wasn't his and sat there as a slowly passed by. He never re-emerged (he was probably on his phone calling his BMW dealer...)
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