[more more humor!] A women gets on the bus holding her baby.....
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[more more humor!] A women gets on the bus holding her baby.....
The bus driver says to her, "Thats got to be the ugliest baby I have ever seen!"
The women, enraged slammed her coin in the slot and took a seat. A kind man sits next to her and asks her "You seem so angry, whats the matter?"
<b>"The bus driver just insulted me."</b> replies the women.
<b>"Well thats werid. Why would a bus driver insult their own customers?"</b> the man says.
<b>"Your right! I'm going right up there to give him a peice of my mind!"</b> the women screams.
<b>"GREAT! You go and yell at him while I'll hold your monkey" </b>
The women, enraged slammed her coin in the slot and took a seat. A kind man sits next to her and asks her "You seem so angry, whats the matter?"
<b>"The bus driver just insulted me."</b> replies the women.
<b>"Well thats werid. Why would a bus driver insult their own customers?"</b> the man says.
<b>"Your right! I'm going right up there to give him a peice of my mind!"</b> the women screams.
<b>"GREAT! You go and yell at him while I'll hold your monkey" </b>
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i love that joke the variation i heard..
the guy says to her, 'don't be upset lady, at the next stop we can get off and i'll buy you a cup of coffee...
...and a banana for your monkey.'
...dave
...and a banana for your monkey.'
...dave