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Old 03-02-2001, 10:56 AM
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Default [more more humor!] A women gets on the bus holding her baby.....

The bus driver says to her, "Thats got to be the ugliest baby I have ever seen!"

The women, enraged slammed her coin in the slot and took a seat. A kind man sits next to her and asks her "You seem so angry, whats the matter?"

<b>"The bus driver just insulted me."</b> replies the women.

<b>"Well thats werid. Why would a bus driver insult their own customers?"</b> the man says.

<b>"Your right! I'm going right up there to give him a peice of my mind!"</b> the women screams.

<b>"GREAT! You go and yell at him while I'll hold your monkey" </b>

Old 03-02-2001, 10:58 AM
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Default i love that joke the variation i heard..

the guy says to her, 'don't be upset lady, at the next stop we can get off and i'll buy you a cup of coffee...



...and a banana for your monkey.'

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Doh!!!.....Jason must have the same source of jokes...Maxim or Stuff?
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Maxim! Its like Cosmo for men!
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Thanks Jasopn, frickin hilarious
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See? it was so funny, I could not even type
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Maxim rules! Did you see the leaf blower test with the beercans and blowup dolls?
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Default What page? I probably haven't gotten there yet. I love the McGyver(sp?) section where they teach

you how to make rocket cars.
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It was a couple of months ago...I'll look when I get home and scan it.


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