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Old 06-01-2006, 06:58 AM
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Evolution was stopped with the invention of the warning label... and handicap signs
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you can edit that, just click on your post and click edit on the right...
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My sister-in-law pronounced it chi hooah hooah a couple months ago when reading it on a menu...
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Uh, menu? Please tell me you were in China.
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What sort of restaurant did you got to ? )
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Ya, no doubt... even scarier, she was a regional Mgr for a major Telcom Co
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Default only for humans...

my life is now a perfect example. dumb chicks are easier to get into bed. therefore they tend to get knocked up.
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Default A woman (yes Blonde) that I used to work with told me this thing she did

Her husband and father-in-law were riding in the front of the pick-up, my friend and her mother-in-law were riding in the back of the truck facing backwards. As the truck exited the highway at the end of the ramp there are the signs that warn "wrong way do not enter" which she could read since she was facing backwards. She excitedly started pounding on the cab window to get her husband's attention because he was heading the wrong way (only she was facing the wrong way).
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Same woman was out at the lake with her BF and went to toss a cup of ice out of the window..only problem was, window was still rolled up resulting in water an ice all over the passenger side interior of the car.
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I say it that way on purpose. But it's funny cos I'm in Texas. ;^)
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Default Heh.... Look at the people in Florida....

Unfortunately, they think they know how to vote as well... :/


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