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Old 06-24-2002, 05:27 AM
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A man and woman are at a bar having a few beers. They start talking and soon realize they're both doctors. After an hour, the man says, "Hey, how about if we sleep together tonight? No strings attached." The woman doctor agrees to it. They go back to her place and he goes in the bedroom. She goes into the bathroom and starts scrubbing up like she's about to go into the operating room. She scrubs for a good 10 minutes. At last, she goes into the bedroom and they have sex. Afterward, the man says, "You're a surgeon, aren't you?" "Yes," says the woman, "how did you know?" "I could tell by the way you scrubbed up before we started," he says. "That makes sense," says the woman. "You're an anesthesiologist, aren't you?" "Yeah, how did you know?" asks the man. The woman replies, "Because I didn't feel a thing."
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Guess I should've been an auctioneer?!
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I *JUST* got that - very funny! :-)
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I *think* I got it, but not sure ;(
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Default Mikey - its 'cause auctioneers have big... (caution contents not suitable for all audiences)

hammers. :-p
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Default Ahhh, I was leaning towards...

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Default OH! I thought it was the whole fast talk thing..... :-)

Think about it.... ;-)
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Same here.... :-)
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Ok, you guys are dirtier than I am, it was supposed to be self-deprecating, but yours is better.
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:-) I have been accused of that....
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