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A bicycle can't stand on its own because it's two tired.

What's the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway.

A backward poet writes inverse.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.

Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.

When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine.

The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

Those who get too big for their britches will get exposed in the end.

Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

Acupuncture is a jab well done.

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

A man fell thru a screen door & strained himself.

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