Evil Buddha

It is derived from pure jealousy and the greenest of envy. It manifests as individuals in lesser capable cars block our way in a never-ending line of traffic. Just as a hole opens up and we drop a gear to make the shot. An oversized lumbering tank fills the gap and slows to the surrounding pace.

They are quite organized, conversing on small hidden transmitters. I can hear them now plotting against our utilization of the RS4's full potential. It's madding; We must find some open roads away from our tormentors. The Trolls attacking our cars on this board are but a small splinter group involved in direct confrontation. The infection within the Audi community is complete; we can only hope to slow its pace.

Their mantra is: Slower, cheaper, inferior cars that are SI, II or III are better. You can't beat us so we KNOW the way to your salvation, repent RS4 owner, REPENT. Resistance is FUTILE!

BEG ;-)

sarends

That Explains it!!!!!

7117race

4 lanes of traffic and everyone wants to be in the left hand lane.
This does not happen in germany and shouldn't happen here. And the doctors still can't find that computer chip in my head which changes all traffic lights to red when I approach. Galldarn CIA!

Evil Buddha

Sunday mornings just after sunrise trying to find empty roads and what do I find but COPS everywhere. It's like they are waiting for me, they must be monitoring my chip. Now I must find that GD chip and extract it. :-0

Carmine_S4

Canadian thanksgiving....mid October.

Seemed like everyone and their brother, uncle, sister was heading to cottage country (mid-Ontario via Hwy 400) to celebrate.

I'm in my Passat Wagon loaded up and through 40-50KMs (30 miles?) of traffic, I see this poor SOB in his new RS4 - think it was Daytona gray - changing lanes trying to move up a few cars at a time, trying to wind it up for 100 ft before having to shut-er down.

I would have went nuts.

(Just visiting from the Canadian Forum).

7117race

Yea but no extra hp, sucks